
A soft, midweight long sleeve that speaks with a wink. This classic-fit tee uses a thicker, vintage-feel cotton and a clean tubular knit so the silhouette stays smooth and simple. The bold, hand-lettered chest print — a playful, skeptical message — sits low and relaxed, the kind of garment you reach for when you want to make a quiet, tongue-in-cheek statement. It wears like an everyday staple: layered under a jacket, paired with worn jeans, or pulled on for slow weekends and brainstorming sessions. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape through repeated wears, while the sewn-in label and sturdy cuffs add a lived-in, dependable feel.
This long sleeve suits someone who values honest materials and a little irony in their wardrobe. It’s for people who spend time in creative circles, tech meetups, cafés, or home studios — anyone who enjoys smart humor and tactile fabric. Thoughtful details and responsible manufacturing give it weight beyond the slogan, so it feels grounded whether you’re at a casual gathering or sketching ideas at your favorite spot.
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight, 6.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual
- Fiber blends vary by color; meets EU REACH standards
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Fabric
Environmentally-friendly manufactured cotton that gives a thicker vintage feel
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Safety and Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the EU REACH requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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